Murphy's Penguin Factory

Hi there! I'm Dolly, or as most call me, Murph. I'm 23, a college student, have a Beetle named Soundwave, and like purple and turtles. Especially manatees.

Xbox Live and PSN: Murphface

My art/jewelry blog can be found here!


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pyjamazombie:

sherlockedcompanion:

i-make-doodles-lol:

gallifrey-feels:

cosmo-gyral:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

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Probably

Definitely. 

Obviously.

It’s history.

(Source: shadzu)

tastefullyoffensive:

[mrlovenstein]

You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic.

(Source: rouya)

Gipsy Danger

(Source: clarklois)

alphasapphirebrendan:

finally i can fulfill my glamorous staple grain dreams

(Source: catfrend)

highs-over-lows:

themoonphase:

liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

YES HAHAHA

Lmfao Tf

(Source: theoreticaldolphin)

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

(Source: 0925home)

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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(Source: bruhnett)

mlracles:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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everything-is-stickers:

How old is this photo.

Because it’s set up like Grandpappy sitting on the rocker telling the youngin’s about his youth.

But at this point in history it looks like one old guy took the only chair and made the rest of his elderly friends sit on the pavement because he’s the senior senior.

(Source: gueasan)

qvarantine:

that why

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

warbird27:

I….

(Source: freakinmi)

halloweewee:

BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]

WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE

[PUNCHES A WALL]

COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]

THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN

(Source: nietzstache)

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