littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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(via thefuuuucomics)

wiredandrewired:

overcompensatingminibot:

Mtmte au where everything is the same except Rodimus makes vines, just trying to do cool tricks but ends up falling on his ass and injuring himself 95% of the time

Most of those end up w a high pitched scream or a “CALL RATCH-“

I’m pretty sure this isn’t an AU

(via warbird27)

(Source: unsexual, via reciprocating)

that-girl-helen:

"actually, that was due today”

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(via reciprocating)

safare:

idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

see you later. (secretly pissed)
vs
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)

(via dimensionalcucumber)

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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(Source: mrssaberhagen, via thatsmetal55)

eridonkidonk:

officialdaddyegbert:

blobeggs:

boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

perhaps it was something in his past

perhaps

a link to his past

(Source: giritina, via thatsmetal55)

(Source: dragon-hoard, via misanthrobot)

dalekpoetry:

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

wickedsteph:

silversora:

glitterweave:

chronicallylate:

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

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put legs in one leg hole

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pull up and on to shoulder

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instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

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NEVER forget to accessorize 

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well one of us is going to have to change

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THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!

Guys

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I really think

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I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

Ladies…..please….image

(Source: chronicallylate, via susiron)

Anonymous asked:
Did you see that snake that's friends with a frog? Apparently they were raised together and now they are buddies c:

lungri:

Grown in captivity together, the pair display no signs of aggression or fear, comfortable with their encounters high up in the leafy branches.

"I was worried the python may swallow this beautiful frog," said Fahmi Bhs, the 39-year-old photo enthusiast from Jakarta. "But then a keeper told me that this particular snake doesn’t eat frogs at all and it did seem almost undisturbed by its presence. The python occasionally sniffed around the frog but then it just let the creature do whatever he needed to do."

The frog’s behaviour was all the more remarkable as rodents, reptiles and other small living things tend to make up the diet of the green tree python.

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This is really cute!!!

onlinegf:

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a game thats been abandoned

left for dead

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(via fuckyeahleft4dead)

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via misanthrobot)