Murphy's Penguin Factory

Hi there! I'm Dolly, or as most call me, Murph. I'm 23, a college student, have a Beetle named Soundwave, and like purple and turtles. Especially manatees.

Xbox Live and PSN: Murphface

My art/jewelry blog can be found here!


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gingersofficial:

A beautiful day

gingersofficial:

What the fuck is wrong with you?! You can not scoop that much of the frosting onto one fucking cookie! That shit is precious. You are supposed to savor it for last 2 or 3 cookies. You are a selfish piece of shit and I will see you in hell

eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game

tyleroakley:

takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

do you ever just glitch

(Source: gnomesy)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

opheliasnorkels:

jk he’s not dead, he just partied too hard

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reblogged from hikatokage

stability:

a work of art

konkeydongcountry:

F̴̲͇̹̪̲O͎̱̹̯O̫̱̯̫̱͍̺͠L̖̞̙͇̖͘I̝S̡͍͍ͅH͈̝͖͞ ̡̜̬̰̝̱̮̯M̛̖̳̤̤̳̠O͎̣̺̥R̲͔̥̩̫̗̳T͕̝A͕͉̻̪̳͖̬LS̞̼̱͕̺

Y̨̛̮̤O̳U̝͚̯͓R̮̦ ̧̱̮̟P̲̼̱̝̼̤I͏̹̥̮̘̩T҉͈͙͈̣͈̰̭̲̲̕Ì̭̤̫͡͡F̟̫̕Ụ̢̞̹̦̺͙̰L̩̬ ̘͈͔͟R҉̸҉̝̠̺̮̹̻E̶̢̹A̶͚͍̺̠͎L̷͈͞M̡͍̮̮̜̘̹̗͓͇ ̷̨̲͉͠H҉̹̳͍̭̩̹͡A̭̠̪̻Ş̧̝͚ ̖̯A̷͏̬̝̝̗͖͖͇̪ ̶̥͙̰̖̜̲N͕̣̭͓̖̲͔͉E̜͙͔̪̦̩̼̲͝W͖̣͇͕ ̶̞̼M̤̝̦͔̺̱ͅA҉̧̹̼̲̝͝Ý̺̣̗͖̩̼͔͜O͖͈̜̞̮̹͚͘R͕̱̘ ̛̺̯̹̀Ń̙͖̹̖̪O̷̥͈W̴̢̟̠̩̲̩̰̼͍͝


toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

spankmehardbarry:

muthafuckin pigeon better keep his filthy ass off my mattress or imma kill a bitch

(Source: unacclimated)


thedizbizz:

mydisneyplaylist:

Disney String Medley | performed by Music Inc.

"Can You Feel the Love Tonight" - The Lion King
"Beauty and the Beast" - Beauty and the Beast
"A Whole New World" - Aladdin
"I See the Light" - Tangled
"When You Wish Upon a Star" - Pinocchio
"Kiss the Girl" - The Little Mermaid
"Some Day My Prince Will Come" - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
"A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes" - Cinderella

Perfect love medley for a wedding (:

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fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

(Source: 37roses)

I made myself a necklace! It’s only taken me since May to actually make it.

Better pictures to come!

streetsahead99:

Knowing the internet, Marth’s Sarcastic Clap could become the ‘Luigi Death Stare’ for Super Smash Bros.

thewalkingwhatever:

superblys:

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his head wasnt in the game

(Source: sleepy-edits)